Grak on Grak

Grak receive questions from Gressis and realize now that many delicious brains have questions about Grak, being unacquainted with Grak-kind.

Q: What kind of demon are you, Grak? If you don't mind my asking.

Past: Grak spit from darkest void 2 years ago. Grak have good homelife: Grak mother regularly, and with tender care, regurgitate partially digested brains for young Grak. When Grak old enough, Grak's siblings, parents, and entire village of Grak-kind nice enough to be eaten by Grakself. Grak move to big city to make fortune.

Employment: Grak work in salon now administering aroma-therapy. Tip: tea tree oil good for soothing screams of abject horror. But this just pay bills. Grak take acting lessons. Grak always dream of being on the soaps... Grak settle for sitcom work, though. Imagine: Grak replace Joey on Friends... Some day Grak be big shot in Hollywood.

Grak-Kind: Grak have three, bloodshot eyes randomly placed on "face". Grak look bit like greater leech-monkey: scaly, peeling skin, sparse (but long) hair, hunch-back, exposed viscera, long claws. Grak have long, protruding, needle-like teeth. Every 7 seconds Grak emit grating, terror-inducing screeches... sound like Janet Jackson, Grak always thought.

Q: Nice review, Grak.

Good question, Gressis, though complicated (in Grak opinion). In nutshell: Grak recommend brain sucking.

Q: What is the origin of the name, "Grak", Grak? Is it Spanish? It sounds Spanish to me.

"Grak" not Spanish. See point about dark void above. Though, Grak once sucked brains of Mexican... Does that count?